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Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church Finally, he lets it all go and the loudest most hair-curling fart you've ever heard or smelt rippled through the dining room.

As he squeezed out a toxic blast, he aimed it towards the family's hound dog Duke, in hopes that they might blame the pooch for the horrendous fart.

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About nine months later, funny jokes about dating about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. When the movie was over, he goes to the bathroom again, still with a tremondously long line. Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and screw?

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There once was this guy who was going on a date to the movies with a beautiful girl. The girl's father stands up and hollers "Duke!

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Once again, the girl's father stands up, shouts "Duke! A guy tells his friends: I'm not your father.

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Come on in and meet them. The guy says, "No, ma'am.

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About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad! You all know who cried more Vote: