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Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church Finally, he lets it all go and the loudest most hair-curling fart you've ever heard or smelt rippled through the dining room.
As he squeezed out a toxic blast, he aimed it towards the family's hound dog Duke, in hopes that they might blame the pooch for the horrendous fart.
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. What's the difference between me and a calendar?
The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer. The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do.
About nine months later, funny jokes about dating about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. When the movie was over, he goes to the bathroom again, still with a tremondously long line. Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and screw?
The best dating jokes A man and woman were on their first date. It's and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. My grandparents are here.
There once was this guy who was going on a date to the movies with a beautiful girl. The girl's father stands up and hollers "Duke!
Once again, the girl's father stands up, shouts "Duke! A guy tells his friends: I'm not your father.
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Come on in and meet them. The guy says, "No, ma'am.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad! You all know who cried more Vote:
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